Name?
Fat zachary.
Date of birth?
1800's, 1900's.
Ethnicity?
Mexican American.
What does [xxxxxx] represent?
Liberty, justice, truth, protect innocent life, protect innocence. advanced intelligence. destroy enemies.
Do you promote violence?
Not sure what you mean but if you mean unlawful violence, no.
What is your ultimate goal?
Good government, world peace
How do you plan to do that?
Brain power
Are you running for president?
Fuck no.
Why not?
I'm already presdient, king, c.e.o., boss of this whole shit. Why would i submit to a rigged popularity contest? That is not necessary to carry out my objectives and in fact would be a complete waste of energy. I'm on some other shit
Then whats with the name?
Idk i guess im jus that guy
Do you vote?
Hell na, please refer to my previous responses. I don't participate in slave games. True ancient ones could never submit to such foolishness.
Are you vaccinated?
😂😂😂😂😂
How do you expect to make a difference if you're not actually running for office, and you think voting is a joke? You expect people to support you?
I'm on some otha shit ma boy, i'm fixin to make a difference on my own terms, and like i said im already king of this whole bih, so i aint really tripping, im jus doing what i'm here 5 do, and i aint here to be liked by everyone thats 5-sho, god's children shall recognize the truth, the rest of yall is irrelevant to me besides deciding on yalls punishment.
Punishment? What do you mean?
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Are you some sort of religious freak
I wouldn't say so, im an ancient mexican, im just alligned with the truth, the true creator of earth, the truth about life and death and magic. I dont associate with any known religion. But i guess you can try and put me in any box you'd like, if you can
Sir, please seek professional help.
Ya moms a hoe!